The world is suffering a severe deficit of healthy partying. Nightclubs and bars are not fulfilling the purpose of maximizing physical, social, and mental well-being within our cities. We must create a new system to replace this outdated, inefficient system.
1. We will create a global franchise of dance party centers, designed for maximizing fun and health. They will be called Centers for Excellence in Partying.
2. We will establish a global network of public events planners, who communicate our party values through organizing epic, one-of-a-kind community celebrations.
3. We will become an expert in educational partying. We will provide educational services for a global network of high schools and universities, focusing on consent, health, social norming, and substances.
999. We will incorporate partying into public health, as an accelerator of health and happiness.